May 2013
tryinggtoevolve:
Can we do something to prevent Yahoo buying Tumblr or…
I really don’t approve.
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
sodamnrelatable:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
muffin-bitch:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
what the fuck you’re right
simplydalektable:
niqqaniall:
i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
this sounds like my url
