tryinggtoevolve: Can we do something to prevent Yahoo buying Tumblr or… I really don’t approve.
orlopzi: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? He’s not until someone touches him
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
sodamnrelatable: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
muffin-bitch: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people what the fuck you’re right
simplydalektable: niqqaniall: i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: dammit-barton: flylikeabowtie: sweetmotherofhandgrenades: yumatsukomo: twinkle twinkle little star why is art so fuCKING HARD #up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE twinkle twinkle little FUCK dammit what the- I give up. This is my anthem this sounds like my url